Eatin’ Possum

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.

Guns Don’t Kill….

Guns don’t kill people.

Texans kill people.

Guns And Rednecks

Guns don’t kill people. Dumb-ass, shit-for-brains, rednecks with no jobs kill people.

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