Redneck Jokes

Eatin’ Possum

Written on October 13th, 2006 by Billy Bob

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.

Written on October 12th, 2006 by Billy Bob

Guns don’t kill people.

Texans kill people.

Written on October 11th, 2006 by Billy Bob

Guns don’t kill people. Dumb-ass, shit-for-brains, rednecks with no jobs kill people.

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