Redneck Jokes

Eatin’ Possum

Billy Bob — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:00:00 +0000

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.

Billy Bob — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:00:00 +0000

Guns don’t kill people.

Texans kill people.

Billy Bob — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:00:00 +0000

Guns don’t kill people. Dumb-ass, shit-for-brains, rednecks with no jobs kill people.

Billy Bob — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:00:00 +0000

Q: Why is it so difficult to take a group photo of a bunch of West Virginians?

A: Because everytime the photographer yells “Cheese!” they all line up!’

Billy Bob — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:00:00 +0000

A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, “I’ve found the girl that I’m gonna marry! And she’s a virgin!”

Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table.

“There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she aint’ good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours.”