http://redneck.jokesandfunnypictures.com Redneck Jokes Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:00:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars. http://redneck.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2006/10/13/eatin-possum/ Guns don't kill people. Texans kill people. http://redneck.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2006/10/12/guns-dont-kill/ Guns don't kill people. Dumb-ass, shit-for-brains, rednecks with no jobs kill people. http://redneck.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2006/10/11/guns-and-rednecks/ Q: Why is it so difficult to take a group photo of a bunch of West Virginians? A: Because everytime the photographer yells "Cheese!" they all line up!' http://redneck.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2006/10/10/group-photo/ A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours." http://redneck.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2006/10/09/gonna-marry/